The Canonical Rankings of Things, on the Internet

Weihnachtsmärkte

Weihnachtsmärkte, by quality

1. Kassel
2. Aachen (TIE)
2. Goslar (TIE)
4. Dortmund
5. Köln


Weihnachtsmärkte, by effectiveness in evoking the US Midwest

1. Dortmund

A picture of a corndog stand at the Dortmund Weihnachtsmarkt A picture of a rollercoaster at the Dortmund Weihnachtsmarkt A picture of XXL Bratwurst stand at the Dortmund Weihnachtsmarkt A gif of a robot Santa holding a stick full of cheese cubes in front of the world's largest Christmas tree




Weihnachtsmärkte, by effectiveness in evoking stampede concerns

1. Köln

A picture of all of humanity at the Koeln Weihnachtsmarkt